Dear Porn Spammers:
You know all those lovely comments I get after my posts, full of compliments, quips and jokes?
It's a bit of a rude change of pace when I get something like the following:
I'm guessing you didn't really enjoy my post about using wrong names and fun Google searches. I'm guessing you also missed that day in ninth grade when they discussed grammar.
Here's the thing, porn spammers. I recently took down that requirement for my commenters to type in that cyborg crap used as a filter. You know, CHSCX and DSWWK and SEXYFUNTIME. It was a hassle, and I want my commenters to have no hassle at all.
But then, I get stuff like this:
Connecticut escorts said... So, Porn Spammers, I'm afraid that, just like the dust mop on a Swiffer commercial, you're out the door. My filter is back up (sorry, regular commenters). You'll just have to provide extreme pleasure to some other blogger.
P.S. Can you tell your friends to stop peppering my Yahoo account with porn spam, too? You're giving me a complex about my "size." I'm two steps away from trying Extenze, risk-free for 90 days.
P.P.S. Blog friends- I know it's tempting, but do not visit those sites and let the porn people win. And by that, I mean lie and tell me you haven't already clicked on the sites. And by that, I mean tell me what's on those sites, because I'm curious.
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