tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7697970748959331420.post5107123364169492411..comments2023-05-31T07:57:22.556-04:00Comments on Wild ARS Chase: To discuss things I learned from CosmoAndy - Instafather http://www.blogger.com/profile/11381518410812108425noreply@blogger.comBlogger26125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7697970748959331420.post-56860957843648814802008-11-13T14:09:00.000-05:002008-11-13T14:09:00.000-05:00freaking hilarious. LOVE this!freaking hilarious. LOVE this!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7697970748959331420.post-20732069544267082422008-11-13T00:29:00.000-05:002008-11-13T00:29:00.000-05:00Fancy Panties, huh?I don't know anything about any...Fancy Panties, huh?<BR/>I don't know anything about any fancy panties. I have my "regular" panties and the "special time of the month" panties. TMI???<BR/>Buck up dude! You'll learn this soon enough.<BR/><BR/>I do have several pairs that have pockets (I know..riiiight!!) and Angel likes to guess what's in them. TMI again??<BR/><BR/>Whatever..it's late in the night and no one else is awake.~Sheila~https://www.blogger.com/profile/14141660556692992334noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7697970748959331420.post-22941925763120999312008-11-12T22:53:00.000-05:002008-11-12T22:53:00.000-05:00One of our former classmates suggested that I do t...One of our former classmates suggested that I do the pregnancy test to the ex-bf. I considered it, but thought it would be bad Karma.Sam_I_amhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16556492217352199922noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7697970748959331420.post-54915761250577366012008-11-12T21:56:00.000-05:002008-11-12T21:56:00.000-05:00LittleMs: I have an idea on that sharing guy secre...LittleMs: I have an idea on that sharing guy secrets thing... Let me see what I can do.<BR/>Haute- It is scary, isn't it? I can't believe they give any of that advice<BR/>Tiff- Yeah, you and me both<BR/>Marinka- Aptly put.Andy - Instafather https://www.blogger.com/profile/11381518410812108425noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7697970748959331420.post-4773424200700154132008-11-12T19:42:00.000-05:002008-11-12T19:42:00.000-05:00Cosmo has the best relationship advice. Another g...Cosmo has the best relationship advice. Another great way to know that he's dating another woman is if you notice that his penis is inside her vagina. Although maybe that's jumping to conclusions.Marinkahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16489592695993949578noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7697970748959331420.post-66774716038206338372008-11-12T18:21:00.001-05:002008-11-12T18:21:00.001-05:00Great post. I laughed so much when I read the "tak...Great post. I laughed so much when I read the "take it bitch" line. I haven't read cosmo in a long time. Hope you make this into a regular thing. Um, also hope that no gal ever gives you the "thanks for nothing" note.Tiffyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03445644355506644092noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7697970748959331420.post-23341875068923846972008-11-12T18:21:00.000-05:002008-11-12T18:21:00.000-05:00Funny how in high school, and maybe even college, ...Funny how in high school, and maybe even college, I used to think Cosmo was the sex bible. Funny how now it just scares the crap out of me.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7697970748959331420.post-21436472590719355402008-11-12T16:35:00.000-05:002008-11-12T16:35:00.000-05:00Now that you know all of OUR secrets (esp. keeping...Now that you know all of OUR secrets (esp. keeping the panties on during sex --- I thought everyone knew that in high school - NOT)....<BR/><BR/>What secrets can we learn from a guy????....oh wait, you said you gave away your man card didn't you??Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7697970748959331420.post-29043001936480919542008-11-12T16:20:00.000-05:002008-11-12T16:20:00.000-05:00Spiral- I don't know whether to be offended or ins...Spiral- I don't know whether to be offended or inspired.<BR/>LBluca- Yep. Now you're screwed.<BR/>Belle- Don't use cleavage and the urination thing at the same time. That's offputting. And thanks for the blogroll add.<BR/>Diane- Mean, but effective.<BR/>Ben- God listens. But not when you ask Him to take back that whole sex without protection thing.<BR/>Nerd- I've always thought that; I don't know why Cosmo isn't considered the same thing as Maxim.<BR/>Shield- Congrats. And thanks for the awesome Matt Damon reference.<BR/>SJ- You're welcome.<BR/>KK- No, that's a good observation. You'd think Capricorn would catch on.<BR/>Bianca- 1) Yes, really, although it looked de-lish. 2) TRL goes off the air this month. Tear.<BR/>Sophia- You're not missing much<BR/>Lump- Daddy likes.<BR/>Amy- Think about the fact your little sister is reading about sex advice<BR/>Sarah- I am fairly certain this will now be a recurring feature.<BR/>So@24- Cruel, but with good intentions.Andy - Instafather https://www.blogger.com/profile/11381518410812108425noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7697970748959331420.post-30181918823896550852008-11-12T16:10:00.000-05:002008-11-12T16:10:00.000-05:00Wow. I have not read Cosmo in a long time...this ...Wow. I have not read Cosmo in a long time...this is why.scargosunhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14911826980781124597noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7697970748959331420.post-21096579057643776882008-11-12T16:00:00.000-05:002008-11-12T16:00:00.000-05:00Your survey is really cruel, man. Really, really ...Your survey is really cruel, man. Really, really cruel.<BR/><BR/>It's like Sophie's Choice.So@24https://www.blogger.com/profile/18279738816559913671noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7697970748959331420.post-23185396204713373592008-11-12T15:56:00.000-05:002008-11-12T15:56:00.000-05:00reading your review of cosmo stories is way better...reading your review of cosmo stories is way better than the actual mag. you should do this more.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7697970748959331420.post-36727453085780944192008-11-12T15:27:00.000-05:002008-11-12T15:27:00.000-05:00I never buy Cosmo - admittedly i'll flip through i...I never buy Cosmo - admittedly i'll flip through it if my younger sister buys it. Basically its the same old recycled crap every month, none of which is actually EVER going to work.<BR/><BR/>Ergo, Cosmo is no good - but your post was great considering the magazine you based it on.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7697970748959331420.post-87781600967104772952008-11-12T15:11:00.000-05:002008-11-12T15:11:00.000-05:00I'm going to pick up a copy of Cosmo today. Take ...I'm going to pick up a copy of Cosmo today. Take it, bitch!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7697970748959331420.post-11252290151101689102008-11-12T14:39:00.000-05:002008-11-12T14:39:00.000-05:00haha when I read the title of this post I knew it ...haha when I read the title of this post I knew it was going to be good... and now I remember why I stopped reading Cosmo.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7697970748959331420.post-51832063893207358412008-11-12T14:18:00.000-05:002008-11-12T14:18:00.000-05:001) Pink Eye? Really??? Have we actually run out of...1) Pink Eye? Really??? Have we actually run out of "intereting" names for drinks? Are there special alcohol eye drops that go into the drink too? <BR/><BR/>2) Keeping panties on during sex? I wasn't that cool in high school. I was too busy sitting at home watching TRL<BR/><BR/>Cosmo is out of control sometimes...but highly entertainingbiancahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14598767376093014476noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7697970748959331420.post-80336601963414282062008-11-12T13:56:00.000-05:002008-11-12T13:56:00.000-05:0011. Don't date guys that read Cosmo.(kidding!)11. Don't date guys that read Cosmo.<BR/><BR/>(kidding!)kkhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12504971621506495981noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7697970748959331420.post-50987017873329629182008-11-12T13:51:00.001-05:002008-11-12T13:51:00.001-05:00i don't read cosmo -- and haven't since i was 19, ...i don't read cosmo -- and haven't since i was 19, but i have to say - that it does provide GREAT blog fodder.<BR/><BR/>i almost peed when i read the "take it, bitch" line. which was awesome, because it totally got me out of a traffic ticket.sjhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04643760705722729503noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7697970748959331420.post-59996546200229010292008-11-12T13:51:00.000-05:002008-11-12T13:51:00.000-05:00"To make a guy friend consider you as a girlfriend..."To make a guy friend consider you as a girlfriend, take him out for a spicy dinner, like Mexican or Thai." <BR/><BR/>Uh, okay. And decorate your bathroom with sexy pictures of yourself so he has something alluring to contemplate while he's hunched in there with the squits and you are sitting on the couch staring at frozen Matt Damon in midair with the DVD on pause flipping through an old Cosmo wondering why it takes guys so long to do the business.<BR/><BR/>To avoid getting a speeding ticket, tell the officer you are "about 30 seconds away from" peeing your seat.<BR/><BR/>Okay, confession. I was nabbed for 54 in a 30 in the City of Corning and I wrote an (honest) letter with my plea explaining that I was desperate for a pool in which to drop the kids when I was pulled over. Received plea offer: The People would accept a guilty plea for 'Failure to Obey Traffic Signal' in lieu of the original speeding fine. Guilty as charged, thank you very much. It DOES work.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7697970748959331420.post-55121754244964931842008-11-12T13:43:00.000-05:002008-11-12T13:43:00.000-05:00"If you wouldn't normally read Cosmo because it's ..."If you wouldn't normally read Cosmo because it's basically softcore porn for women, then stop here:"<BR/><BR/>I didn't. But that was a seriously awesome line.stealthnerdhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13930599128411869512noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7697970748959331420.post-35296975485129132412008-11-12T13:18:00.000-05:002008-11-12T13:18:00.000-05:00Is wearing panties during sex like the most common...Is wearing panties during sex like the most common high school birth control of prayer?Benhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14169067066816104504noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7697970748959331420.post-71024847673386205332008-11-12T13:16:00.000-05:002008-11-12T13:16:00.000-05:00First, the Pepto comment made me laugh out loud. ...First, the Pepto comment made me laugh out loud. I love it when that happens! Second, I'm going to try the 'gotta pee' excuse to get out of a ticket if it's ever necessary. Third, the pregancy scare is just MEAN. Though I've met a few guys who could stand to be scared a little. Not that I'd do it. Just sayin'.Dianehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16637670293642285740noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7697970748959331420.post-61914597457951518372008-11-12T13:04:00.001-05:002008-11-12T13:04:00.001-05:00PS, Andy - you are on my fancy new blogroll! Plus ...PS, Andy - you are on my fancy new blogroll! Plus check out my new post : )SouthernBellehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10144061264883912189noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7697970748959331420.post-62662044140870785292008-11-12T13:04:00.000-05:002008-11-12T13:04:00.000-05:00Haha, Cosmo is dreadful!I would totally use the cl...Haha, Cosmo is dreadful!<BR/><BR/>I would totally use the cleavage/imminent urination excuse to get out of a ticket, except I don't drive (since The Incident).SouthernBellehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10144061264883912189noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7697970748959331420.post-52837534622583635052008-11-12T12:31:00.000-05:002008-11-12T12:31:00.000-05:00Oh great now you know all of our secrets.Oh great now you know all of our secrets.LBluca77https://www.blogger.com/profile/10940525266896582723noreply@blogger.com