tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7697970748959331420.post6188375844018419787..comments2023-05-31T07:57:22.556-04:00Comments on Wild ARS Chase: To discuss a list of recession-proof career ventures for youAndy - Instafather http://www.blogger.com/profile/11381518410812108425noreply@blogger.comBlogger26125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7697970748959331420.post-67355347188995275262009-04-08T11:02:00.000-04:002009-04-08T11:02:00.000-04:00Funny enough, it's actually REALLY hard to become ...Funny enough, it's actually REALLY hard to become a puppeteer for the Henson company. You have to be trained in the art, apparently, and there are only so many places that can train you.Laurenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04349631448644661717noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7697970748959331420.post-75994780429915614362009-04-07T19:32:00.000-04:002009-04-07T19:32:00.000-04:00Where do I apply to be Jesus? I check on Monster....Where do I apply to be Jesus? I check on Monster.com, but no suck luck. How much does the Jesus gig pay? It can't be worse than my teacher salary, right?Erinhttp://stateiamin.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7697970748959331420.post-3772145720409016422009-04-06T17:32:00.000-04:002009-04-06T17:32:00.000-04:00I hate cats. Not kittens, but definitely cats.Exce...I hate cats. Not kittens, but definitely cats.<BR/><BR/>Excellent list. And it begs the question: Why are we still in the news business when there are clearly so many alternatives?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7697970748959331420.post-3224898644242615952009-04-06T09:51:00.000-04:002009-04-06T09:51:00.000-04:00I loved prisoner, but what about the Prison Guard?...I loved prisoner, but what about the Prison Guard? <BR/><BR/>I had heard some guy was offered his freedom, but chose to remain inside. Of course, I heard nothing else of this story and envision all these people dying to get in prisoner because of house foreclosure.Little Ms Bloggerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17208746635976950728noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7697970748959331420.post-73800149977518603892009-04-05T14:31:00.000-04:002009-04-05T14:31:00.000-04:00Great List! Love that you included Muppet Puppetee...Great List! Love that you included Muppet Puppeteer in the list.Tiffyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03445644355506644092noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7697970748959331420.post-12434272951080218712009-04-04T17:54:00.000-04:002009-04-04T17:54:00.000-04:00Cadence- I can't argue with that logicDandy- I can...Cadence- I can't argue with that logic<BR/>Dandy- I can see you hosting a porn site. Not sure what that says about you, though.<BR/>Golu- Sad but true fact<BR/>Marinka- George Bush hasn't tried it yet, however. Thanks for the Stumble!<BR/>Jenners- And people said I'd never amount to anything.<BR/>Seth- Man I'm an error machine today. Segal did a good job with puppets in Forgetting Sarah Marshall.<BR/>Huong- Look closer. That's K-Fed.<BR/>Zibbs- How much would it take? $50k a year? $100k? $500k?<BR/>Sam- You got fired from PennDot? I do recall you working for them; I believe you said it during a choir tour.<BR/>Greg- I'm just doing my part. Obama told me to.<BR/>Minny- You think anal rape is an upside, perhaps?Andy - Instafather https://www.blogger.com/profile/11381518410812108425noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7697970748959331420.post-30515433047809978572009-04-04T16:44:00.000-04:002009-04-04T16:44:00.000-04:00I like your "downside" for #5. You forgot one of t...I like your "downside" for #5. You forgot one of the upsides: free health care. In this economy, the downside might be worth it, no?mmghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17651890801792402846noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7697970748959331420.post-15968656337589215412009-04-04T16:41:00.000-04:002009-04-04T16:41:00.000-04:00Hey, way to keep a positive attitude and look for ...Hey, way to keep a positive attitude and look for opportunities during these dark times! And you're right... even PUCK isn't unemployed. What a sick world. :)Greghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13611396746847848879noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7697970748959331420.post-185314651149954862009-04-04T15:50:00.000-04:002009-04-04T15:50:00.000-04:00I worked for PennDot in college and turned signs. ...I worked for PennDot in college and turned signs. I only made $10/hr and they fired me and every other college student by October 31, although, most of us left in August to go back to school. It wasn't a bad job, because I'm a girl and didn't have to do any hard work.Sam_I_amhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16556492217352199922noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7697970748959331420.post-36515409188177085632009-04-04T14:39:00.000-04:002009-04-04T14:39:00.000-04:00If they up the pay for prisoner - I just may give ...If they up the pay for prisoner - I just may give that a shot.Dr Zibbshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11570006777738622727noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7697970748959331420.post-3767728367056533942009-04-04T14:14:00.000-04:002009-04-04T14:14:00.000-04:00For some reason I find it hilarious that you chose...For some reason I find it hilarious that you chose a picture of a fast food worker with a tattoo on his forearm.p-huonghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05594758774588845690noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7697970748959331420.post-19970697017520887062009-04-04T12:48:00.000-04:002009-04-04T12:48:00.000-04:00Seth Rogen isn't writing the forthcoming Muppets m...Seth Rogen isn't writing the forthcoming Muppets movie.<BR/><BR/>Jason Segel is.Erinnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7697970748959331420.post-47610310045635987162009-04-03T22:56:00.000-04:002009-04-03T22:56:00.000-04:00I've been worried about what to do but now you've ...I've been worried about what to do but now you've opened my mind up to so many possiblities! Thank you, Wild ARS Chase! You made a real difference in my life.Jennershttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08044537551139633301noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7697970748959331420.post-34470339988637356632009-04-03T22:43:00.000-04:002009-04-03T22:43:00.000-04:00great list! Although I'm worried that people with ...great list! Although I'm worried that people with a Messiah complex will get the Jesus jobs first.<BR/><BR/>stumbled it.Marinkahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16489592695993949578noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7697970748959331420.post-88405921934971590122009-04-03T16:34:00.000-04:002009-04-03T16:34:00.000-04:00Real world alums cant last very long. When you no ...Real world alums cant last very long. When you no longer have abs the gauntlet wants none of you, then you have to appear in local bars and hand out free shots.golubloghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03004360644140307670noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7697970748959331420.post-68610977094530502812009-04-03T16:18:00.000-04:002009-04-03T16:18:00.000-04:00HAHAAHA! Andy, that was a hilarious list. Seeing a...HAHAAHA! Andy, that was a hilarious list. Seeing as I'm unemployed, it was quite helpful. I can't quite decide which is better, having my hand up a fuzzy Muppet's ass all day or being a Porn Website host. It's a toss up.Candy's daily Dandyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18172746492146546253noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7697970748959331420.post-78972524470477623732009-04-03T15:03:00.000-04:002009-04-03T15:03:00.000-04:00Or you could start your own line of Muppet theatre...Or you could start your own line of Muppet theatre WHILE you were in jail, using the bitches you've anal-fist-raped as your puppets? Everyone wins.Cadencehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16595582483581688897noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7697970748959331420.post-68509548265717898212009-04-03T14:54:00.000-04:002009-04-03T14:54:00.000-04:00Soda- Fair enough, although no, for this stuff, I'...Soda- Fair enough, although no, for this stuff, I'm the only one proof-reading. But, considering I frequently break grammatical rules to suit my wit, I figure I'm bound to screw up the basics here and there, despite my 9th grade teacher's best efforts. Let's just say I don't have those issues when I'm writing formal news stories. (And yes, someone does edit my stuff for Real Blogger, but just minor stuff. They let me get away with murder.)<BR/>Heather- A great choice. I think you'll enjoy your close relationship with a Muppet.Andy - Instafather https://www.blogger.com/profile/11381518410812108425noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7697970748959331420.post-86077665050082672162009-04-03T14:27:00.000-04:002009-04-03T14:27:00.000-04:00Wonderful choices... If I ever find myself unemplo...Wonderful choices... If I ever find myself unemployed, this will be very helpful. I have to say I'm leaning towards muppet puppeteer... it has the fewest drawbacks. You know, not that there's anything wrong with anal rape or posing as Jesus.. just not my first choices.Heatherhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01783379570693055648noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7697970748959331420.post-75141276274932953052009-04-03T14:24:00.000-04:002009-04-03T14:24:00.000-04:00Also, I'm only giving you crap because I know ...Also, I'm only giving you crap because I know you're a professional writer. But do they have someone else do your proofing?<BR/><BR/>; )<BR/>S&CSoda and Candyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12935596856894830824noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7697970748959331420.post-38728910044459370542009-04-03T14:23:00.000-04:002009-04-03T14:23:00.000-04:00*peers over top of Sassy Secretary glasses, adjust...*peers over top of Sassy Secretary glasses, adjusts hair-bun*<BR/><BR/>You still have some proof reading to do, young man.<BR/><BR/>; )<BR/><BR/>PS - Love the first footnote. *EVERSoda and Candyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12935596856894830824noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7697970748959331420.post-56781237354979491872009-04-03T14:17:00.000-04:002009-04-03T14:17:00.000-04:00Racquel- Hairdresser is a decent option, unless yo...Racquel- Hairdresser is a decent option, unless you're a Pink Lady from Grease.<BR/>Alexis- The perks outweigh the rapings.<BR/>Soda- Good grief, I'm an idiot sometimes. Trust me, I usually get that right. But I appreciate the keen eye.<BR/>Kellie- Guitar Hero is a nice resume filler.Andy - Instafather https://www.blogger.com/profile/11381518410812108425noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7697970748959331420.post-76945160144996786212009-04-03T14:05:00.000-04:002009-04-03T14:05:00.000-04:00Great list! I think I'm going to become a roadie. ...Great list! I think I'm going to become a roadie. I know a thing or two about rock and roll. After all, I am a guitar hero star!!!Kelliehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00695653603769427299noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7697970748959331420.post-56878073518623102142009-04-03T14:02:00.000-04:002009-04-03T14:02:00.000-04:00Hahaha, great post. Classic WildARS.Although clear...Hahaha, great post. Classic WildARS.<BR/><BR/>Although clearly being in love has done terrible things to your spelling and grammar. You have even committed the unforgivable they're/their error. <BR/><BR/>Oh well, I guess this makes us even for me telling you that peanut butter and jelly is poop.<BR/><BR/>; )Soda and Candyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12935596856894830824noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7697970748959331420.post-7035383650868518852009-04-03T13:13:00.000-04:002009-04-03T13:13:00.000-04:00I liked the Felon suggestion, it has bonuses like ...I liked the Felon suggestion, it has bonuses like free meals, lodging and a gym! Those are amenities I look forward to in a career.alexishttp://www.alexisexplainsitall.blogspot.comnoreply@blogger.com