Friday, July 3, 2009

To discuss Monday, Monday (duh, duh, da da da dum)

Monday, after you recover from
A) Drinking with relatives who have now seen entirely too much of your underwear
B) Blowing off your left hand after lighting a firework with your left one
C) Marching in a Fourth of July parade without being invited

andy sound of musicI ask you to return to Wild ARS Chase. Yes, it's been about a month since I last wrote, and it was well worth the break-- I was home and awake about 30 minutes a night, at max, during the final weeks of show prep and show week for "The Sound of Music." My posts would have resembled failed haikus.

See the photo on the right? I told you I was in the show. I wouldn't lie*.

But I've got all next week off from work, so I hope we can reacquaint ourselves, like bumping into an old high school classmate at the Wal-mart, who may or may not have gained 50 pounds and a baby.

Let's fall back in love, shall we? Or can you at least fake it? C'mon, you already do with your boyfriend/husband/kids when they show you their "drawing" of a duck.

See you Monday.

P.S. I'm trying to be a better Twitterer, so follow me @wildarschase. I'll try not to let you down like so many Michael Bay movies.

* Wouldn't lie about that. I'd lie about other things, like about owning an Eiffel 65 CD. I DON'T OWN ONE!


siovhan said...

I'm SO glad you're back! I missed your amusing musings.

Anonymous said...

You look like Jason Sudeikis in that picture.

Soda and Candy said...

That's what's UP. I missed you Andy! You look very debonair in that suit.

w/v: coutere - n. French slang for "lady petals".

Amy xxoo said...

Welcome home Andy.

Also, I noted that Michael Bay reference - and i hope your not referring to " Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen ". Because it rocks! And i saw the trailer for the " GI Joe " film while i was there and i am dying to see it now.

All that is left to hope for that is that the 80's are truely resurrected.... by someone making a Rainbow Brite film. Yay!

P said...

hahaha - glad you're back!

FunnyGal KAT said...

Yay! Can't wait! But now that we've seen the photo, I think we're going to need a video of you singing. And don't think you can hang a sheet up in your bathroom and use your bathrobe as a costume-- your readers are smarter than that! Welcome back.

Anonymous said...

Of course I'll return. How could I not? You're the love of my (blog)life.

Sam_I_am said...

Welcome back. I expect to have my membership fee waived for this month.

*~Dani~* said...

Glad you are back Andy. Would love to catch up!

Word verification is arsyngly. When someone is SO annoying, it stings your arse!

LiLu said...

Well... okay... but only cause you asked so nicely! ;-)

~Sheila~ said...

I'm such a super slacker BUT for some reason I kept thinking I was missing a WHOLE MONTH of posts from you and I come to find out TODAY that I didn't miss a month....just a few posts.

Good, I can take the port-a-potty back cause I won't need it next to me in order to catch up.


Nice 'stache

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