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Friday, March 13, 2009

To discuss a Fail Blog contender of my own

Saw this today toy at a school, and thought it'd be a nice, quick Friday post... maybe it'll get failblog.org fame one day.
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more fail, owned and pwned pics and videos
The toy makers are assuming I want to see my ears glow like a Chernobyl kid. Well, no, I don't fancy having ears like E.T.'s finger. I don't want anymore attention to them, frankly. Do they actually blink? Doubt it. Even if they did, 50 percent of pedestrians wouldn't use them anyway, and the other halfjavascript:void(0) would leave them on miles after they turned left.
Note: This wasn't actually on failblog; I just think it should be.
Update: Now this IS actually on Fail Blog, and is up for a vote. Go to the voting page (around page 3) to get this on the main page.

11 comments:

RainbowEclipse said...

um, broken link?

Andy said...

Hey Rainbow- Try again. Should be working. And nice profile photo.

Astharis said...

If they're turn signals, then why does one of the photos have both the lights on? Is that kid going to be spontaneously splitting in half and going BOTH ways? If so, I decree this toy totally worth buying. :p

Amy xxoo said...

Those are just weird.... altho they could be hella fun at a club when coupled with copious amounts of vodka and a few glow-sticks....

Soda and Candy said...

Hahahahha, that is definitely a FAIL.

But you are a WIN!

p.huong said...

I love how it says "Star Awards" in the corner as if the toy won some legit award. I TOTALLY want one now.

...Actually this toy would have gone well with my Buzz Lightyear costume idea.

Sarah's Blogtastic Adventures said...

If I saw this on a kid I would have no idea it meant he was turning left or right! lol What an odd concept!

Paula said...

Hmm, this is disturbing...

Nick James said...

These would just end up at some highschool rave somewhere!

Kellie said...

Hahaha! It should definitely be on fail blog! It's perfect!

Thomas said...

wow, that is...completely useless..fail

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