Thursday, July 16, 2009

To discuss Love Coach texts, July edition. "Me: Alaska; Her, Palin."

Remember my Love Coach posts? It's examples of the types of text messages you might receive if you were to pay $9.99 for this professional love psychic service for teens. In my continued effort to save you money, here are more examples. Or, you can just text 21222 and help boost the economy by contributing to consumer spending... Wild ARS Chase, on the other hand, is always free.
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Heather said...

Hahahaha.... hilarious as always. I especially like Facebook one. People get so into changing their dang status!

Anyway, thanks for saving me some money in this tough economy. I'm still waiting for you to recieve this month's Cosmo so I can read your recap. I almost bought it yesterday, but then thought, "Nah... I'll read all the good parts on Andy's blog."

cavy said...

oh i have MISSED these. that lisa marie/MJ was too good! next up: tarzan and jane. does their love soar through the trees?

Jack and Jill said...

You are a real patriot - trying to save us Americans money and all. I commend you.

My word verification: peesseal

That's funny.

Soda and Candy said...

hahaha, fantastic.

Jenners said...

I think you should charge for this service ... your advice is spot on.

Kellie said...

You crack me up w/ these text posts. I love them. You are so clever!

WuTang said...

I'm glad you're back already! :)

Andy said...

Heather- People get DRAMATIC about those FB updates. Like it matters more than the relationship... and I'm waiting, waiting, waiting on Cosmo to arrive. They told me it was sent, and yet I have no sex advice in my mailbox.
Cavy- Haha, excellent. I think Love Coach texts are the gift that keeps on giving.
Jack/Jill- When Heidi Klum's husband was little, he used to wet the board. Poor, poor PeesSeal.
Soda- Thanks :)
Jenners- I charge .99 cents a minute. Start paying.
Kellie- Another satisfied customer. Maybe I should start my own texting service.
WuTang- And nice to have you commenting.

~Sheila~ said...

I've noticed that mostly single people get the option of changing their status.
Us married people have to announce it.

Racquel Valencia said...

I have this hate-on for people who change their FB relationshop status to read "married" to, like, one of their friends.

I get angry over incredibly stupid things.

Anonymous said...

Well done, as usual. "Beat it" is likely my fave with Maury a close second.

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