Monday, August 24, 2009

To discuss today's the day you start taking me for realsies: It's Fake Cosmo day

If you read this post on Friday, you know what's up today.

If you didn't read this post on Friday, I'll assume you don't really love me and you only put out as a a way to get back at your stepdad.

Either way, it's time for me and Ben, of No Ordinary Rollercoaster, to unveil our short-term blog:

We Are Cosmo.

Just typing that gave my fingers orgasms. Hold on, I have to clean up the keyboard.

One second.

OK, that's better. This will be one heck of a week for Ben and I, perhaps because we don't usually have anything going on and we'll take any cheap thrill we can get. But for you, blog readers, it'll be a special treat every day, with multiple articles basically ripped off from your favorite smutty magazine, Cosmo. Today, for example, there will be a sex quiz and an article about slutty shoes.

Enjoy it, and thank us later. Actually, enjoy it, and stop by Ben's blog to read about a contest he's holding for our big week (and also because he needs the attention. Poor Ben.)

UPDATE: And now you can check out the first article, a guest post by Finger Talks.

P.S. We Are Cosmo is best viewed on Firefox. Internet Explorer can make it weird, but then again, IE is just weird in general.


Sid said...

Wait did you say a quiz on slutty shoes??? Ooooh. I don't need any further convincing.

Little Ms Blogger said...

I love your Cosmo and Maxim posts and because of it, I left you a special award to pick up...


TishTash said...

I suspect you're doing this Cosmo thing not to celebrate your anniversary, but because you want to get invited to slumber parties. Amiright?

Anonymous said...

I just want you to know I am *loving* this fake Cosmo thing. For real. Please don't quit doing it. Okay thanks.

Maxie said...

I'm totally going to start a petition to make we are cosmo a blog instead of a stog. one week is not enough!

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