To discuss a Fail Blog contender of my own

Saw this today toy at a school, and thought it'd be a nice, quick Friday post... maybe it'll get failblog.org fame one day.

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The toy makers are assuming I want to see my ears glow like a Chernobyl kid. Well, no, I don't fancy having ears like E.T.'s finger. I don't want anymore attention to them, frankly. Do they actually blink? Doubt it. Even if they did, 50 percent of pedestrians wouldn't use them anyway, and the other halfjavascript:void(0) would leave them on miles after they turned left.
Note: This wasn't actually on failblog; I just think it should be.
Update: Now this IS actually on Fail Blog, and is up for a vote. Go to the voting page (around page 3) to get this on the main page.