After a gift-card funded dinner at Chili's, we got in a conversation I immediately dubbed "Blog worthy."
I think you know the type.
It's clear as soon as the conversation starts that what is discussed needs to be relayed to the masses, dissected and argued. I knew it. She knew it (well, I told her she knew it).
So, here we go. A warning: this topic is for mature audiences only (I mean by age, not by maturity level; otherwise, I wouldn't be able to read my own blog). For the sake of limiting porn spammers, I'll use euphemisms when possible.
Which body part creates the worst experience for its owner because of how it causes uncomfortable, painful, or embarrassing experiences:
The male's twig and berries OR