A) Drinking with relatives who have now seen entirely too much of your underwear
B) Blowing off your left hand after lighting a firework with your left one
C) Marching in a Fourth of July parade without being invited
I ask you to return to Wild ARS Chase. Yes, it's been about a month since I last wrote, and it was well worth the break-- I was home and awake about 30 minutes a night, at max, during the final weeks of show prep and show week for "The Sound of Music." My posts would have resembled failed haikus.See the photo on the right? I told you I was in the show. I wouldn't lie*.
But I've got all next week off from work, so I hope we can reacquaint ourselves, like bumping into an old high school classmate at the Wal-mart, who may or may not have gained 50 pounds and a baby.
Let's fall back in love, shall we? Or can you at least fake it? C'mon, you already do with your boyfriend/husband/kids when they show you their "drawing" of a duck.
See you Monday.
P.S. I'm trying to be a better Twitterer, so follow me @wildarschase. I'll try not to let you down like so many Michael Bay movies.
* Wouldn't lie about that. I'd lie about other things, like about owning an Eiffel 65 CD. I DON'T OWN ONE!
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