It starts with S.
And ends in t. Louis.
No, it's not Chicago. It's St. Louis. You're so silly sometimes, blog friends.
It's actually for an all-expenses paid business trip to learn more about being a reporter; I was selected to attend after applying. So, in that respect, I'm looking forward to it.
But, perhaps even better, I should have some sweet blog posts coming up later this week and early next week. And that's not to mention this Thursday's post. To help celebrate my second month blogaversary and just for general good times, Miss Tiff and I wrote a co-blog about guys and girls. More details tomorrow. You're allowed to get excited now, though.
In preparation for my early morning flight out of Baltimore, I thought we'd play a game. Ready?
Announcer: Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to Prohibited or Not, the game show that asks you to decide if this is an actual item listed on the prohibited list of the overzealous airline c
arry-on list. Before we get started, let's thank our sponsors, Homeland Security and Racial Profiling.What are our prizes, now-dead Rod Roddy?
Dead Rod Roddy: It's a new (Matchbox) car! C'mon down!
Announcer: Amazing. Here we go. All you have to do is correctly identify the three objects NOT allowed on the airplane as a carry-on under any circumstance. Answers are at the bottom.
- Nitroglycerine pills
- Butter knives
- Knitting Needles
- iPod
- Toy Transformer Robots
- DVDs of "Flight 93" and "Airplane"
- Pipe dreams
- Pipe bomb
- References to "I am serious. And don't call me Shirley."
- Meat cleaver
- Wrench
- Breast milk
- Breasts
- Jell-o
- Gel shoe inserts
- Viagra
- A Koran
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Answers: Pipe Bomb. Meat Cleaver... and Gel shoe inserts (?!)....I guess my plane isn't gellin'.
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