Ben's Dream Date with Wild ARS:Ben, of No Ordinary Rollercoaster: Welcome to another wonderful bromance edition of the dream date series, this one with a title that becomes shockingly filthy if you turn the ARS into arse when you read it. Which you and I definitely just did. I feel I'm going to have to apologize to Andy quite a few times before the end of this...
6:00pm - Welcome Andy to my humble abode. Wearing clothes this time. See, Dan? I learn from my mistakes!
6:30pm - Settle in for a drink or two to take the edge off the awkwardness of an internet date. And by a drink or two, I mean a drinking game of epic proportions sure to leave us both obliterated yet thoroughly entertained. This is how it works.
We will watch two episodes of reality show tragedy: Making the Band 2 (Andy's favourite), and America's Next Top Model (my favourite as reported in a provinicial newspaper that one time). Throughout we will launch into a barrage of quips, puns and snarky comments. I will drink each time Andy makes me laugh. He will drink each time I make him laugh.
9:00pm - Once better acquainted, I will unleash my secret weapon of the evening on poor Andy. NO, not that you pervs....I'll pop in a movie. A scary movie. Probably this one because a coworker lent it to me saying that it made our other coworker cry.
Still traumatized from Quarantine, Andy will undoubtedly launch himself into my arms for comfort and protection.
11:00pm - As Andy is now drunk (trying to drink away the fear) and vulnerable, I think we all know what happens next...
...I dump him out the front door to fear for his life and spend the rest of the night perfecting my karaoke routine for the greatest song (and music video) of all time.
Andy: Simply stunning...For my bootylicious Dream Date with Ben, check out his blog today. And later today, we'll have our intro to tomorrow's main co-blog, just to get those excitement juices flowing in case yesterday's Saved by the Bell post didn't do the trick.