Friday, January 9, 2009

To discuss word verification, thanks and porn

After a long but fun week of some lengthy, time-consuming posts (what, you think Cosmo and Brody Jenner write this stuff for me?), I'm turning over the reins to you today. Let's call it Word Verification Friday.
Just like we did once in December, here's your assignment when you comment on this post: Look at the spam verification word. Whatever it is, no matter what, you have to write a definition for it. So if it's "buffgwen,' for example, you could say it's a toned, taut former No Doubt singer.
If we get enough people participating, I'll do another Mad Libs. That should be motivation, right?

Thanks to all of you who gave me an Honest Scrap award recently (including Bianca, Kim, among others)-- muchas gracias. See? I'm so thankful I busted out my 9th grade Spanish. Tu madre trabajas en la esquina. I also got a Rockin' Girl Blogger Award from Jossie Posie. I think that's a compliment. Thanks, Jossie! Since I just handed out awards earlier this week, I'll just take these ones and run with them.

And don't forget, today is the last chance to vote in the Body Part poll. Vaginas are crushing so far. Transgendered readers are wayyyy behind with one vote, much to the chagrin of Isis.

Evidently, all of my talk about groins and Cosmo has gotten me porn-listed. I discovered this:
"One of our members added your page to the Pornography topic on StumbleUpon. Each time our members who are interested in Pornography "stumble upon" your page using our toolbar, it will record an entry on your referral logs."
I'm doing porn! Mom, take a look at me now!


Astharis said...

Bacolts - A specially cross-bred animal of a female pig & male horse usually cultivated purely for it's tender but delicious meat.

(I feel mean... I don't usually leave comments about slaughtering animals.)

Srg said...

undsmst - (n.) A term that describes the phenomenon that occurs following a night of heavy drinking and partying when one discovers that their undergarments are missing.

SouthernBelle said...

Congratulations on becoming part of the porn industry! Maybe you can get in on Larry Flynt & Joe Francis's bailout?

scipt: A script that has been rejected. As in "Doris, can you clear all those scipts off my desk? Tom Cruise is coming in this afternoon."

Anonymous said...

Ha, didn't you use the "Tu madre..." bit in another post a while back? 'Cause I definitely learned it via the blogosphere and have been saying it since. Moving on...

comettl - (v.) slang for the mettling of two individuals. Definition is typically found in Urban Dictionary because of the missing "e" normally found at the end of the word.

Jenners said...

Sursn: the pain you get from sunburn

Man! I've been out in this metal canoe splashing water on my shoulders all day. I'm going to get sursn soon!

If you decide to run Google AdSense ads, it would be fun to see what shows up because you can have them scan for content. I wrote a post about gross ice cream flavors (SemenSwirl, Mint Scab Chip) and now all my ads are about ice cream. Quite funny actually ... I think I'm going to see what else I can get up there just for sh*ts and giggles! Try it ... you might like it!

Anonymous said...

I'm confused: So are our moms the pimps and have us working as hoes on the corner? Or are they the hoes working the corner?

fache: (n) A new line of nontraditional Starbucks coffee flavors extra high in fat content. As in, "I'm torn between a mocha latte and the double lard fache." Also can refer to people who've become overweight from drinking too many faches. "You know he's made a few too many trips to Starbucks; he's a fache."

Larissa said...

Ingena - (n.) A gorilla.

No, seriously. It's a gorilla. =P

~Sheila~ said...

LOL...be careful cause I hear there's no money in porn


My word: epikeg

Women in labor get an epidural to ease their pain, alcoholics in rehab get an epikeg.

Dr Zibbs said...

Hetra - A phrase screamed by gamer nerds when they find someone that loves the same game they do. "You like W.O.W.? Hetra!"

Also, the worst word I ever had to verify was BMsex

TishTash said...

pessor (n) - A teacher/professor who is unpopular with his/her students.

"That pessor gave us a ton of homework. There goes the beer pong tourny."

Diane said...

Antizep - (n.) One extremely opposed to the music of Led Zeppelin and/or large airships.

RainbowEclipse said...

redicier - v. - (reh DI see uhr) the act of stabbing someone with an icicle, used in the same way you'd use "lance"

ex. I totally had to redicier him - he stepped on my spirit-turtle!!!
(Yes, that was a "Weeds" reference.)

Paula said...

restry - what you do when you do when you fail at your first attempt . . . have a rest and try again.

man, that was a lame definition.

but it was a lame word verification!

Amy xxoo said...

Woo hoo - Andy Shaw, porn star!

Mineremi ( pronounced mine-er - emi ) : that young buck who starts working at your office, trying to get in and steal your job. Consequently, you dont like them all that much and he becomes your office enemy .

" That new guy? Dont like him - lets just say he's my mineremi "

stealthnerd said...

slynes - (n.) A term used to describe the "lines" that inebriated folk walk while being tested by the police.

Origins - The term was originated at a frat party raid when one obviously intoxicated co-ed kept slurring the word "silly" while attempting to walk the line.

Your mom said...

I'm so proud.

Word verification: mestos - the freshmaker?

Famously Single said...

trict: when you're pulling "tricks" of the sexual nature

Sally couldn't come out last night, she was doing her usual tricts.

SouthernBelle said...

gelene - (n.) Hairstyle popularised in the 1980s, now sported by 30-40something soccer moms; an unconvincing perm with frosted tips

Bon Don said...

Congrats on being a Porn Star!

Taunca- An ancient Apache word used to describe an obese woman

*Bon Don*

Nicole said...

Ingstor - (v.) The reverse act of storing, to take out.

Example: "He ingstored his closet and found a present in the form of a small dead hamster that he misplaced last Christmas for 'safe keeping'"

Andy said...

Well, clearly your Spanish teacher was a bad one. SInce the correct grammar would be "Tu madre TRABAJA en la esquina."

And well, it's really not nice to tell someone else's mom a ho.

Racquel Valencia said...

untess: A contraction of the words "unless" and "until", used predominately by sad teenage poets and drunkards too intoxicated to differentiate between words.

Mel said...

glogeo - or G-logeo - a blog roll made up only of gangsta rappers and FBI agents discussing different rock formations they encounter.

Hey! With your new status in the porn industry, maybe you can apply for a government bailout like Joe Francis and Larry Flynt.

Alyssa said...

It wasn't me who reported you to the porn police, I swear!

Chuck Norris said...

I confess: I posted your blog as adult content to Stumble!! it was me. oh the shame! I just did it to bring you to the world, but maybe all I did was bring sleaze to you??

afxvu: I afxvu of your shame; to cause someone to forever know pain and be "afixed" with the crimson cheeks

*~Dani~* said...

reaten: when you eat leftovers but are too lazy to reheat them, they are just reaten.

And porn? Such an accomplishment. Hard to say whether it was the Cosmo article recaps or the latent homosexuality that is Bromance. But in any event, cheers!

Lizzie said...

Busseman: The technical term for the container bus boys use.

Wow, I'm uncreative today. Porn is lucrative. I say milk it.

KatieSaysSo said...

ficro- a term used to describe an individual that makes you want to poke yourself in the eye.

"Geez...Sarah Palin is such a ficro!!!!"

-Sorry for that. The ficro was just on tv when I was getting ready to comment.

Also, congrats on your latest porn achievement ;)

I wish I would have got a different word.....come to think of it....ah well

Amy McMean a.k.a McSunshine said...

sketh-to lurk and hide in dark places waiting to attack.

congrats on the porn. Thats one for the family christmas letter next year.

Liz said...

tores- n. a female bull... ;)

So... porn huh? Yay you!!!

I just knew you were a worthy blog crush!!

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