To discuss word verification, thanks and porn

After a long but fun week of some lengthy, time-consuming posts (what, you think Cosmo and Brody Jenner write this stuff for me?), I'm turning over the reins to you today. Let's call it Word Verification Friday.
Just like we did once in December, here's your assignment when you comment on this post: Look at the spam verification word. Whatever it is, no matter what, you have to write a definition for it. So if it's "buffgwen,' for example, you could say it's a toned, taut former No Doubt singer.
If we get enough people participating, I'll do another Mad Libs. That should be motivation, right?

Thanks to all of you who gave me an Honest Scrap award recently (including Bianca, Kim, among others)-- muchas gracias. See? I'm so thankful I busted out my 9th grade Spanish. Tu madre trabajas en la esquina. I also got a Rockin' Girl Blogger Award from Jossie Posie. I think that's a compliment. Thanks, Jossie! Since I just handed out awards earlier this week, I'll just take these ones and run with them.

And don't forget, today is the last chance to vote in the Body Part poll. Vaginas are crushing so far. Transgendered readers are wayyyy behind with one vote, much to the chagrin of Isis.

Evidently, all of my talk about groins and Cosmo has gotten me porn-listed. I discovered this:
"One of our members added your page to the Pornography topic on StumbleUpon. Each time our members who are interested in Pornography "stumble upon" your page using our toolbar, it will record an entry on your referral logs."
I'm doing porn! Mom, take a look at me now!